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• Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

  (Sun, 7 Sep 2008 17:08:09 EDT)
  
  

• Being A Detective Who Talks To Ghosts Not As Exciting As It Looks On TV

  (Wed, 3 Sep 2008 16:05:35 EDT)
  
  

• Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

  (Mon, 1 Sep 2008 23:23:07 EDT)
  
  

• Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans

  (Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:55:39 EDT)
  
  

• Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South

  (Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:49:39 EDT)
  
  

• Californians Gather To Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition

  (Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

  (Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:04:34 EDT)
  
  

• Astronaut Suspects NASA Using Him To Test Spaces Effects On Fat People

  (Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

  (Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• 'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man

  (Wed, 6 Aug 2008 20:05:31 EDT)
  
  

• Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission

  (Mon, 4 Aug 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap?

  (Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic About Office Politics

  (Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream

  (Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

  (Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

  (Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• 'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate

  (Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:30:32 EDT)
  
  

• Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Anti-Drug Initiative

  (Wed, 9 Jul 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff Enters 11,680th Day

  (Mon, 7 Jul 2008 19:30:30 EDT)
  
  

• Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

  (Wed, 2 Jul 2008 19:13:53 EDT)
  
  

• Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

  (Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:30:00 EDT)
  
  

• Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

  (Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:59:15 EDT)
  
  

• Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

  (Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:27:58 EDT)
  
  

• Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Childrens Healthcare

  (Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:26:08 EDT)
  
  

• High School Tony Awards Honor Nation's Biggest Drama Club Nerds

  (Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:30:00 EDT)